CUSTARD still respects the form of 2022 tour.
All the fun of the bus fare..
Please note this update to the timetable and routing – due to unforeseen circumstances the bus will no longer be stopping at SPRINGLOADED Brisbane on MAR 12 or the rescheduled SCENE & HEARD Newcastle on MAR 13. That said the bus will carry on its royal way servicing citizens of the nation for the longhaul. All stops, fares and a busload of guests as detailed below. Please note all prepaid fares are still valid!
The MARCH begins…
THUR 17 MAR – THE ENMORE Sydney “THE LIVE PRO FORMA SHOW” with REGURGITATOR and FRONT END LOADER RESCHEDULED DATE! Doors: 7.00pm Tickets from https://www.enmoretheatre.com.au/https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=REGURGIT21
FRI 18 MAR – MIAMI MARKETTA Gold Coast RESCHEDULED DATE! Doors: 6.30pm plus guests BEN ELY BAND and ADELE & THE CHANDELIERS Tickets from https://tickets.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/fcc88e12-1eb4-4185-ac7c-4d9848ffac6b
SAT 19 MAR – THE PRINCESS, Brisbane RESCHEDULED DATE! Doors 4.00pm plus guests ADELE & THE CHANDELIERS and GREG BRADY & THE ANCHORS Tickets available from https://theprincesstheatre.com.auhttps://theprincesstheatre.com.au/events/custard-2021
SUN 20 MAR – SOL BAR Sunshine Coast RESCHEDULED DATE! Doors: 5.00pm plus guests BEN ELY BAND Tickets from https://solbar.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/62c7f01d-579e-4093-999d-93e275a246cd
THUR 24 MAR – WESTERNPORT San Remo RESCHEDULED DATE! Doors: 8.30pm plus guests THE FAUVES and NICK CARVER AND THE MEAN STREET BUTCHERS Tickets from https://westernporthotel.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/bbc93b2f-4ffc-4cba-aa2d-f1adf4a517de
FRI 25 MAR – WOOL EXCHANGE Geelong RESCHEDULED DATE! Doors: 7.30pm plus guests THE FAUVES and PLASTER OF PARIS Tickets from https://woolexchange.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/677726e7-c8b9-443e-b2b3-9c1fab0c693a
SAT 26 MAR – THE CORNER Melbourne RESCHEDULED DATE! REVISED VENUE!! Doors: 7.00pm plus guests THE FAUVES and PLASTER OF PARIS Tickets from cornerhotel.comhttps://tickets.cornerhotel.com/outlet/event/f0fb969d-9455-4874-883e-ee4be3c461d4
SAT 2 APR – BASEMENT Canberra RESCHEDULED DATE! Doors: 7.00pm plus guests THE BURLEY GRIFFIN and ARCHIE Tickets from https://tickets.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/7bc43f68-8e17-4cdd-9a2d-4abd2537ff9b
FRI 8 APR – RAILWAY Fremantle RESCHEDULED DATE! Doors: 7.00pm plus guests TURNSTYLE and SLIEM FOX Tickets from https://tickets.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/1c3e47f6-2df6-49ef-ba87-7b06020d4e49
SAT 9 APR – BADLANDS Perth RESCHEDULED DATE! Doors 7.00pm plus guests TURNSTYLE, TANAYA HARPER and LONESOME DOVE Tickets from https://badlandsbar.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/0655dbb7-102b-4058-9b59-76fec369f520
FRI 29 APR – ROYAL OAK HOTEL Launceston RESCHEDULED DATE! Doors: 7.00pm plus guests THE NAMESAKES Tickets from https://royaloakhotel.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/74dbb879-50c3-4926-88a5-4d26b71011aa
SAT 30 APR – REPUBLIC BAR Hobart RESCHEDULED DATE! Doors: 7.00pm plus guests THE NAMESAKES Tickets from https://moshtix.com.au/v2/event/custard-respects-the-form-of-2021-tour/128796
FRI 8 JULY – THE GOV Adelaide RESCHEDULED DATE! Doors: 7.30pm plus guests GHYTI and PELVIS Tickets from https://www.thegov.com.au/https://thegov.oztix.com.au/?Event=126310
Step onboard for the ride of your lifeform.
“The ambition is ambitious… there is no doubt about that.”East coast band Custard are finally preparing to embark on that staggering run of rescheduled shows to promote their, now rather stale, 2020 album “Respect All Lifeforms”. “Sure, I admit we have pretty much missed the boat on this one and it feels like we are pushing our old shit up a rather steep incline” said lead singer Dave McCormack, “but we hope there are enough old bastards out there who will be willing to spend their hard earned cash to see us play a bunch of songs that are about 30 years old”.
“We have been infuriated by the lack of attention given by the mainstream media to our extended hiatus” reported lead guitarist and band accountant Matt Strong. The band intend to purchase a string of bus shelter advertising space. In an heated telephone exchange, bassist Paul Medew said “We believe that is the future for us. Social media isn’t really our thing. Our groundswell support comes from public transport clients. We know that for a fact”. At the last AGM, Custard shareholders expressed their disappointment with Big Tech’s coverage of the band’s sabbatical and unanimously decided spend up big on bus shelter advertising and possibly a letter box drop.
Taking big steps requires genuine commitment and if the direct intention is to future proof the musical environment these specialists spend their lives immersed in then we must embrace this moment and reshape all forms into a highly impeccable amalgamation. Respect is earned off the back of collective wellbeing. Custard will take whatever they can and bring you to this new level. We thank you for your custom.
Twenty twenties RESPECT ALL LIFEFORMS had its genesis in Perth, where Custard was booked to play a festival in March 2019. Not due on stage until the evening, Glenn booked the band into Fremantle’s Poons Head Studios. By day’s end, they had eight songs, six of which ended up on the record. It was a magical session, which included an unforgettable encounter with an enigmatic character named Cowboy John, who wandered into the studio. He provided the album title and ended up on the cover. David, Glenn, Paul and Matthew have been called many things during their storied career – indie-pop weirdos, the kings of kitsch, Australia’s pop jesters, and “as a band, they are a little like a mullet in reverse: party up the front, all business at the back”. But eighth album Respect All Lifeforms shows they’re just a damn fine pop band. As Glenn declares, “I like to dance around to almost any sound.”
Respect All Lifeforms out now on ABC MUSIC https://ABCMusic.lnk.to/Respecthttps://www.abcmusic.com.au/discography/respect-all-lifeforms https://www.custardband.com/